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After years of the same standard of products, Stardock announces a change in the Consumer Products division. Angela Marshall, former VP of Operations, was named as the new President of Consumer Products. This change came after years of market research and change in the global market. “I know what needs to be done with this company, and I will get it done”, says Marshall.

Marshall is a 14 year veteran of the company and has seen it grow from a three person shop to around 75+ employees and contractors. “We feel she has a firm grasp on what our customers want”, says Mike Crassweller of Stardock’s publishing group, “we are excited to see what these changes will create”.

Marshall held a company press conference early this morning explaining the business plan that she has created for the upcoming year. “It’s bold”, says Shirley Hendzell of Stardock, “But I like it!” Other comments from Stardock staff were positive and all acknowledged that tough economic times require drastic changes to stay competitive.

Stardock will not release the entire new plan, but Marshall did talk about some highlights: “We will be closely looking at our product lineup and revamping a lot of it to meet some key market areas that we are not reaching,” Marshall said. “I feel strongly that we are missing out on female, metro-sexual and alternative lifestyle customers.” Marshall announced that the first project to be put in play will be a Sins of the Solar Empire spin off called “Pink Space Ponies”. “Pink Space Ponies is a phenomenon from the original Sins of a Solar Empire game. It created fan sites as well as a booming business in Pink Space Pony hats.” After doing research, we discovered that she was correct. The Pink Space Pony site can be found at: http://www.thespaceponies.com/ and a hat can be purchased from: http://www.darkstaroutpost.com/.

Marshall stated that the changes will not stop there. “We need to revamp our infrastructure.” She said. “Computer programmers are typically male, mainly because more men get programming degrees. However, I feel that we need more females involved in the game process to make the games appeal to our female customers. Elemental is one of the titles that I have been reviewing. It’s great that it is fantasy based, but it definitely is lacking a “Brad Pitt” like character for the women to connect with.”

Marshall also announced layoffs of all the support personnel to make way for hiring out of work hairdressers. “I feel that customers would rather talk to a caring customer representative than a technical geek. Sure, they might not actually get their problem solved, but they will feel good about themselves.” Any other changes to be made? “Of course!” states Marshall, “We also have plans for more pink, purple and baby blue suites and themes for MyColors and WinCustomize”.

If you have any comments or suggestions for Angela Marshall, please email them to: April1@stardock.com


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on Apr 01, 2009

 

When can we expect Pink Space Ponies pre-orders, and beta access?

on Apr 01, 2009

I always knew KG was a space pony

 

Nice try though - shame about the e-mail addy give-away

on Apr 01, 2009

Both should be announced shortly as we plan to have live demos at PAX this year.

on Apr 01, 2009

Well, hats off to you guys for the daring attempt to bring the genre into the vastness of open space, as it were. There have been many games aimed at caring for and raising ponies and other various animals, but you're truly trying to branch out and expand that into the space setting. That just opens up so many more options and gameplay mechanics. Now you would have to worry about your ponies running out of air in their helmets, or making sure your air supply hoses are long enough and sturdy enough that your ponies would be able to float around freely. And let's not forget, fences won't do much in space so you'd really need to be concerned about protecting your ponies.

It's very ambitious, and I can't wait to help you guys get it perfected.

on Apr 01, 2009

Ponies in space? That would give the space station and shuttle astronauts something new to dodge,manurites!

on Apr 01, 2009

You know after all these months of playing SINS Ive yet to find the Space Ponies. This new game brings hope and life back into my quest to tame and ride one of these wild beast.

on Apr 01, 2009

Nice to find out I'm being replaced by a hairdresser... I just want to curl up and dye.

 

on Apr 01, 2009

Wizard1956
Ponies in space? That would give the space station and shuttle astronauts something new to dodge,munurites!

Can you just imagine the press releases? "Dear Citizens, I stand here before you today to inform you of a great tragedy. The international space station lost a critical component today due to an unusually heavy barrage of horse #*$&. The station can no longer maintain its orbit, and if any Cuban citizens are listening to this broadcast, you have about two weeks to get out of there."

on Apr 01, 2009

Love it!

on Apr 01, 2009

highlander
Nice to find out I'm being replaced by a hairdresser... I just want to curl up and dye.
Wow!  Well played!

on Apr 01, 2009

highlander
Nice to find out I'm being replaced by a hairdresser... I just want to curl up and dye.

 

Ouch!

 

on Apr 01, 2009

highlander
Nice to find out I'm being replaced by a hairdresser... I just want to curl up and dye.

 

Why I love highlander! (watch those hands, mate!). Here's your new "shop". 

 

on Apr 01, 2009

 

on Apr 01, 2009

Man! You had me goin' there for a minute. Till I read that bit about the support personnell being replaced by hairdressers and all. Good one!

on Apr 01, 2009

I can dress hair, and salads!   you should hire me

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