As I have wrote about before, the United States is just too divided that a President will never “unite” the nation. There are too many ideologies going on, and one will never change the other. The solution? Divide the U.S. into East and West. I have put a lot of thought into this, and I am certain it will work. Basically, we can draw a line down the middle of the country and give the liberals the left part, and the conservatives the right. Of course we will have to make some concessions, which Texas was probably my biggest issue. I wanted to keep Texas on the conservative side purely for oil, but I really didn’t want the problem of illegal immigrants, the left would prefer them. We might have to make Texas some sort of neutral zone or something.
The Constitution will remain intact for both sides, but there will be a set of federal governments for each. Everything else is fair game, but has to abide by these rules.
On the liberal side:
- Gay marriage will be allowed, and if people also want human/animal love that can be decided by popular vote.
- No domestic drilling for any type of resources will be allowed. Nuclear power will also not be allowed. Only power sources like solar, wind, etc. can be used immediately.
- Open borders. Immigrants from any country across the globe will be allowed in. No restrictions on silly things like terror lists or health standards, everybody is welcome!
- No military. Hey, Berkley doesn’t want the military so we will go with that. The liberal side will have a National Peace Force lead by Code Pink.
- High taxes. The liberal side will be free to tax whatever they want. To start off with, any company moving to the liberal side will automatically be taxed 80% of their income, and CEO’s cannot make more than $10/hr.
- Everything must be “fair”. If you have two cars, and your neighbor doesn’t have one, then you will have to give one of your cars up. I mean things like this are only “fair”.
- No guns. I mean guns are the cause of all crime, and if we outlaw them, then crime goes away.
- Hollywood. Please keep Hollywood and the things they produce. The right side will find their own entertainment.
On the Conservative side:
- Marriage will only be with a man and a woman by law. Animal/Human relations will not be tolerated, even those people who take their pets to the store with them.
- Drill Drill Drill. The right side will be able to drill for any resources deemed necessary, and nuclear power will be allowed. No foreign oil though, at all.
- Closed borders. Even if it means constructing a big fence, illegal immigrants will not be tolerated and any found will be deported to the left side immediately.
- Low taxes. Any business choosing to move or stay on the right side will get an 80% tax break for the first two years. CEO’s will not be regulated.
- Fairness Doctrine outlawed. None of that on the right side. We don’t need to regulate fairness according to government standards.
- Entertainment. Citizens on the right side will not be able to import movies from Hollywood, but they will be allowed to throw things at people on the left side. It’s what we call “fair”.
- Plenty of guns. No limits on size or amount of guns a citizen can have. Concealed carry laws for everyone!
I say we keep the country this way for a good 10 years or so. Whatever side is successful will take over the other. Fair enough?