It's actually the Cookie-Monster from Sesame street, and he's sitting in a public toilet booth holding in one hand a metal spoon filled with cookie dough, and in the other hand a lighter, the flame of which he is applying to the bottom of the metal spoon in order to cook the cookie dough. The scene is from "The Family Guy" TV series, and is supposed to parallel the actions of a drug-addict, as the Cookie-Monster had previously been placed in a scene where he is in what looks like a drug rehabilitation centre, for his addiction to cookies.

Hehehe, it's actually really funny when you watch it!

The next contest will be to choose a name for the Child-like Empress.

Or,

• Design a faction.
• Customise an existing faction to make it play and look unique.
• Design a parallel plane.
• Design a tech.
• Define a new victory condition.
• Spell Mississipi.
• Submit a new monster.
• Apply for a job as personal abused assistant to Brad and Derek.
• Point out every particular difference between MoM & E:WoM.
• Create a new interface designed especially for left-handed players.
• Design carrot & stick AI strategies for dealing with other players.
• Create custom flags/banners.
• Design a contest.

Either way, looking forward to it.

If the Empress is Child-Like, that means she's really an adult, but looks like a child...right?  I mean if I were to [CENSORED] her, I wouldn't get into any legal trouble...right? 

Image of the child-like empress:

http://tinyurl.com/4v85k6u

It depends on which body of laws you subscribe to.

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Long live the queen.

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Well, how did Gary Coleman handle this situation?

Btw, Child-Like Empress wants it bad! A name that is. Did you see the conviction and desperation in her tone, expression, and body language when she was pleading with Bastion? The way the scene was cutting back and forth between them makes you look at it quite differently when you watch it as an adult.

But boy did she make him say her name.   (It's somewhat disturbing though that it also happened to be his mothers name )

I've watched this movie dozens of times, and never did figure out what name he is actually saying when he is screaming it out the window.  I guess I could google it...but that seems like effort, so I am going to assume he named her "Candy".  Yea, I think I would like to [CENSORED] a little woman named Candy.

According to the book (which is awesome, BTW.  It was written by some German fellow in the late 70's) it's Moon Child...

How dare you ruin this for me!

It's okay, Lord Xia. I went and grabbed my big white windowless van of empty promises. If you want to step inside, I promise I'll make things better.

Hahaha, when I was a kid, I was terrified of white vans.  I remember in pre-school a girl getting up in front of class telling us about how some guy tried to kidnap her and put her in a white van. 

Were you that little girl, Lord Xia...?